Knock, Knock

I am a horrible joke-teller. I admit it. Ninety-nine percent of the time, I mess up the punchline. However, I have a few jokes that I have memorized well enough that I don't botch them up. I get a lot of mileage out of these jokes, and if you have known me IRL for any length of time, you have been subjected to them more than once.

And the funny thing is - these jokes crack me up every.single.time.

Someone was tweeting my favorite knock-knock joke a while back, including a link to Funny Jokes and Humor. Lo and behold, there are more "verses" to my favorite joke. So I am sharing it here with you. Feel free to teach this to your 8-year olds. They'll love it too!

I realize that you won't get the full effect, because you cannot hear me giggling as I tell this joke. But I had to share this anyway! Enjoy!



Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ether
Ether who?
Ether bunny.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anna
Anna who?
Anna other ether bunny.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juan
Juan who?
Juan more ether bunny.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stella
Stella who?
Stella nother ether bunny.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin other Ether Bunny.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Samoa
Samoa who?
Samoa Ether Bunnies.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Beryl
Beryl who?
Beryl of ether bunnies.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to see another ether bunny.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey have to listen to any more ether bunny jokes?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Consumption.
Consumption who?
Consumption be done about all these ether bunnies?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo "beep, beep"...run over all the ether bunnies.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's not another ether bunny joke?