
It's summertime. Time for lots of fun outdoor activities that include water. Time to be grossed out because someone's idea of modest is very different from mine own.
I am amazed, really, that some people think that what they are wearing is flattering. Men and women. I am guessing that the people who truly do not care what others think of them is a rather small number. So if most people do care what others think of them, why do they dress in such immodest and unflattering "clothes?"
Let's start with bikinis. There are lots of reasons to dislike them, from both the viewer's and wearer's perspective. Not that I have any recent experience, as a wearer of a bikini, I would think that the fabric that lodges itself between the butt cheeks would be a tad uncomfortable. And having to remove it often would be a tad bit embarrassing. Not to mention having to wax and/or shave in so many places would get a bit tedious to me.
And the bikini top? There are two extremes. Some women have nothing up there that helps hold the bikini top in place. Then there are others who have so much that there isn't enough fabric to cover everything. If I were to choose a bikini (which won't be anytime soon), I would want at least the same amount of coverage that my underwear provides for me.
Let's not leave the men out of this discussion. You don't realize it until swim suit season, but clothes cover a multitude of sins, including the indulgence of too much beer in one's younger years. Wow. There are a lot of beer bellies out there. Men, when you choose a swim suit, please make sure that it stays secure under that belly of yours. Don't try to tie the drawstring around your belly, because we all know that you have no waist that might prevent your swim trunks from slipping too far down. I really DO.NOT. want to see certain parts of male anatomy from behind. If ya know what I mean.
Now, I could go into all the moral and Biblical reasons for modesty. But that's not what this post is about. This is my attempt at a fun public service announcement. Ladies and Gents, please do a couple of things before you decide to buy a new swim suit.
First, look in the mirror! If the suit doesn't cover parts when it's dry, do you really think that it will cover them when wet?
Second, I think it should be mandatory in retail stores that sell swim suits that there be a trick mirror that simulates the wet look, i.e. the way your suit will look upon emerging from the pool or surf.
And third, when in doubt, ask a friend if they would be seen with you if you were to wear that particular swim suit in public. I think we might actually be embarrassing our friends more than ourselves when we wear unflattering swim wear.
So consider this your friendly public service announcement. Friends don't let friends wear bad swim suits.
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